2009-04-02 08:09:29.000 – Marty, Summit MALE Cat
Angry Green-Eyed Marty
So, after a hilarious April Fool’s joke, WOKQ will be hosting the Observatory’s executive director, Scot Henley, and the Conway Humane Society’s Virginia Moore at 7:30 am. You can listen on your radio 103.7 or 97.5. You can also stream live from their website at WOKQ Live. It should be a hoot!
This is Marty, the MALE cat, with some help from Stacey. I am not happy. I became aware of some interesting accusations while eating my salmon cookies. Allegedly, I had kittens. This is ridiculous! A total outrage! How could anyone think I am a girl? Look at this mane! Who is that impostor in the picture? My eyes are green! And I’m so much more muscular than her! Though she is kind of cute.
I never had kittens and never will. Nor will I father kittens. I’m only three years old! And that study by Welsh and Carmon? Why did that intern have to go and bring observers Steve Welsh and Mike Carmon into this? I liked them and I thought they liked me too. The State Park cats are a little bit bigger than me as well. And who is this Tom Showers? Our volunteers are two women. I have a feeling it has something to do with April showers and Tom Fool, but that’s quite the leap.
Good thing that intern is leaving soon. I think I’m going to have to give him a care package having something to do with litter – but it won’t be kittens, that’s for sure. MEOW!
Marty, Summit MALE Cat